Re: crazy critters posting right here on this forum
January 30, 1999 at 03:20:25
In Reply to: Re: poisonous critters in the western australian out back
posted by hoss on January 29, 1999 at 21:52:37
Dear Hoss,
It's good that you're giving Chris fair warning that you'll be visiting in April. That will give him plenty of time to invest in a pair of hip waders.
I mean, let's face it my dear friend, it can get pretty deep pretty quick when you start weaving those tall tales of yours. Killer Butterflies and Vampire Parrots indeed.
Come to think of it, maybe you better bring a pair of waders yourself, sounds like you may have met your match with Chris.
Why the two of you can get together, and find some other poor yank and fill them with your stories; then you can swap off and take turns while one of ya' lies, and the other swears to it.
It's no wonder all the people that go on your Worldwide Gold Safari tours never get any sleep. Between all the wild parties and being afraid to go to sleep for fear a Killer Butterfly will get them, or a Vampire Parrot will suck the life out of them while they sleep.
I can hardly wait until you get back from Australia so you can start entertaining me with all the tales from the Outback that you will undoubtedly bring back.
By the way were you able to rent that some herd of trained kangaroos this year that you use to carry people's metal detectors for them when you venture out into the gold fields?
And I can't quite remember, do you put the coil end in the pouch first or the control box end. Oh yeah, now I remember, you put the coil end in first otherwise if you but the control box in first then the coil sticks up and blocks the Kangaroos view and they just hop around smashing into each other.
See you Sunday!
Doc
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