This is a little off the forum but I had to let you hear it. On the news tonight from Sacramento, a bag boy came out of a grocery store to help a customer to her car. He noticed a car pulled up to the store with a lady sitting behind the wheel. Her hands were held in back of her head and her eyes were closed. He assumed she was resting. He came out again a while later and saw the same car in the same place with the lady in the same position. This time her eyes were open and she appeared to be very frightened. He asked her if he could help her and she told him she had been shot in the back of the head and she was holding her head to keep her brains from leaking out! She had passed out a couple of times and needed help. He called the police and the paramedics to help her. They found her in a state of shock. Upon investigation, it was learned that a can of pop-n-fresh biscuits, from a grocery bag in the back seat, had burst in the heat of the car. A biscuit had hit her in the back of the head! She was holding the biscuit tightly to her head! (She must have been from Earth First.)

• Must be an urban myth, that story's been going around for about 6 months now. It's still funny! n/t Greg Lousignont, PhD 03:54:16 4/13/99 (1)
  • Re: Must be an urban myth, that story's been going around for about 6 months now. It's still funny! n/t Stan 09:39:48 4/13/99 (0)