Thin Monty?

[Monty]

Question from lastleg: Monty how do you stay so slim by eating only bear claws?

Well last ...or is it leg? Whatever! My secret to staying slim is that I wear clothes 4 sizes too big for me. A moo moo is ideal. I don't just eat bear claws, I eat the whole bear, meat, bone hide, hair and all! Of course I do spit hairballs a lot and my cat gets really jealous. Luckily there hasn't been many bears in the duck blind lately. That is if I had a duck blind. All I really have is a venetion blind that I run up and down on those two little skinny strings. And I'm not blind at all in spite of what my Grandpappy use to tell me. He said," Boy, you'll go blind if you don't leave that alone". I still wonder what "that" was, but I told my sons the same thing just in case. They both wear glasses, so I suppose it helped? Anyway I stray. If my name wasn't Monty it would be "Porky". Thin is in the eye of the beholder, leg. I got fat eyes too! No kidding. Monty

[stefen]

I sincerely tried to follow your answer to no avail...So then I tried to diagram or chart the rambling discussion, and again came to the same conclusion...

There is a missing element which had nothing to do with Bear Claws or hair balls...and that was the meds required for bipolar patients...so I took some and 'wallah'...I now see the light...although I prefer Mary Jane because of the visual aura of the northern lights...but then ice cream makes me fat also...

You feel me!

[Monty]

Brother Dave Garner was my mentor. If you understand him you understand me. Understand? Monty

[stefen]

Brother Dave Garner was my mentor. If you understand him you understand me. Understand? Monty

Was he related to Maryln Patute?

[Monty]

Yes, but in drag. monty

[texan connection]

Ohh now I get this thread

[stefen]

Yes, but in drag. monty

Ah yes! Old bubblebuns

[Monty]

Exactly! Monty