Dear metal detector God,
Thank you for all the stuff I find, I really appreciate the coins, toys, junk jewelry, old bullets, and all the other neat stuff I find, I try not to complain and cuss when I find pulltabs, foil, and other garbage, and I try REALLY hard to be nice to people who irritate me. I only have one complaint, I have yet to find gold and it's been a year now!
Maybe they were lost by a time traveller. Maybe that very spot is the portal to a different dimension.
...sorry, been watching too much sci-fi with my son.
Great finds. Good for you.