Best Friend in the Hospital

[bigscoop]

Well, my best friend is in the hospital. After speaking to the doctor I was told that he is going to experience major surgery, including the resetting of his brain, a complete rebuilding of his spine, the installation of a remotely operated pace maker, and last but not least, the installation of hearing aids. Oh how I miss him, oh how I long for the day when we can once again take our walks along the beach together. But here’s the good news, doc said the recovery time will only be a few days and that my best friend will be good as new once he leaves the hospital. Thanks OBN!

 

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[hunter_46356]

Great intro line....had me ready for the worst....All I have to say is you must have a very intimate relationship with your best friend. Does she have a name? It is a she......right?

Reread your post and you did mention your friend was a "him" now we have something to be concerned about??

 

[tnt-k9]

All the best wishes to your friend!

 

[s1u2r3f4]

All the best wishes to your friend!

Is the Excal ok

 

[bigscoop]

Is the Excal ok

It was placed on life support and sent to the OBN hospital.

 

[lookindown]

Man you got me good...when I read "resetting of the brain" I was like "what the h...". Hope you get your "friend" back soon...I owe you one.

 

[bigscoop]

He is a bit older, doc said he was "blue" in the face when he arrived at the hospital.

 

[search and recovery]

Kind of gives a whole different perspective on our relationship with our tools and toys. Gave me a good laugh though. Good thing your "friends" life is in the hands of ole doc OBN. I hear he is one of the best specialty surgeons in his field.

 

[bigscoop]

Poor fella. He's gonna need a lot of beach therapy as soon as he gets back home. Probably start him out with some light water aerobics.

 

[OBN]

Thanks Guys, She..this I know...Is in recovery.

 

[PullTabPete]

Well if he/she needs a longer recovery time bring em up to Michigan. 27 degrees expected on the first day of spring. I'm not getting in the water anytime soon.

HH,

Pete

 

[cubicleking]

Starting reading it and first thought - OMG - damn they've come along way with modern medicine, poor dude, hope he's ok, but after reading realized it wasn't a person - its your machine.

 

[lorraine]

WOW! That is a lot of trauma to sustain Glad he's on the road ( beach) to recovery.

Hope he has "MET(ic)AL insurance

Lorraine

 

[Treasure_Hunter]

He, she, sounds like it is having a "change" operation.......Hope its happy in its new body....

 

[bigscoop]

View attachment 762442 Thanks Guys, She..this I know...Is in recovery.

The sight of all those internal organs nearly caused me to faint. I have just one more question; last time we were on the beach I saw her winking at a DF, so,......IS SHE PREGNANT!

 

[bigscoop]

WOW! That is a lot of trauma to sustain Glad he on the road ( beach) to recovery.

Hope he has "MET(ic)AL insurance

Lorraine

She had the small 800 policy so she had, "limited coverage".

 

[bigscoop]

He, she, sounds like it is having a "change" operation.......Hope its happy in its new body....

I've been told you can tell by the tones they make. But I guess only the Doctor knows for sure.

 

[lorraine]

"She had the small 800 policy so she had, "limited coverage".

Bigscoop , I detect a pun in your above reply.

Lorraine

 

[bigscoop]

"She had the small 800 policy so she had, "limited coverage".

Bigscoop , I detect a pun in your above reply.

Lorraine

....small coil, small coverage.

 

[bigscoop]

OBN said it was female, and after some reflection, it was indeed awfully picky, was also always looking for the most expensive jewelry it could find.