On the Beach A weaker man could have gotten in real trouble

[Dancer]

So hr or so before dark heading back along the surf. Here comes two young beauties running over to me attired in skimpy swimsuits. Asking all the usual questions. I look around and theres no one else around. Im thinking this dont look good at all. So Im telling you guys, Im getting nerveous. So I ask their age and they tell me their only 54 & 57. Heck Im soon to be 71, so I told them to get on home to their parents. Nothing else to worry about, now I got jail bait running around.

 

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[Peyton Manning]

No pics - didn’t happen

 

[LouMiller]

OK tough guy....

 

[T.C.]

So hr or so before dark heading back along the surf. Here comes two young beauties running over to me attired in skimpy swimsuits. Asking all the usual questions. I look around and theres no one else around. Im thinking this dont look good at all. So Im telling you guys, Im getting nerveous. So I ask their age and they tell me their only 54 & 57. Heck Im soon to be 71, so I told them to get on home to their parents. Nothing else to worry about, now I got jail bait running around.

 

[SnowDigger]

Fan club!

 

[SD51]

Reminded me of this movie scene...

 

[Terry Soloman]

It's tough being a sexual god. Hang in there my friend!

 

[LawrencetheMDer]

That is what happens when you strap on a PinPointer, have a nice detector in one hand and a long sand scoop in the other hand. Lets face it - we're irresistible!!

 

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[Beachbandit]

When that happens to me on the beach, and they ask the usual, "what are u look'n for", I sometimes come back with"look'n for", I don't even have batteries in this thing. It's a chic magnet, and I don't have to feed it or clean up after it. The looks and laughs I get are priceless...

 

[ROBOTCOP13]

It's the way you swang that thang that drives them crazy.

 

[RustyGold]

54 & 57? That is jailbait old timer!

 

[3cylbill]

Just because your so far over the hill doesn't mean you can't fantasize....old timer........don't ask me to I know this....

 

[claire]

As a 55 yr old woman, you made my day! ��

 

[cudamark]

Maybe they were wondering if that was a pin pointer in your pocket or you were just happy to see them!

 

[Peyton Manning]

I only WISH it was fifties females
When I go to the beach I get swamped by college girls

 

[T.C.]

I only WISH it was fifties females
When I go to the beach I get swamped by college girls

No pics...didn't happen!

 

[djackson7348]

You may want to get a restraining order against those stalkers.

 

[smallfoot]

Probably carrying one of those "high end" detectors and they had you figured for "more money than sense"

 

[cudamark]

I guess they were disappointed when they found out that it was just a pin pointer!