My funny, sexy, risque, raunchy, strange, vintage book cover collection. Adult 18+

Muddyhandz

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Part of my low income is generated from books, as I'm a book scout for a few major dealers. I've had thousands of books come through my doors and although I specialize in non-fiction, sometimes I get vintage paperbacks in my travels.
I've never read any of the following books (so I say) but kept them aside to photograph their covers as I thought they were funny.
Moderators, if something is too obscene, I will have no problem if you want to remove the picture. I apologize. There's a few I know I can't post. Lol.

The first one I sent to my old grizzled buddy who is also big into fur trade artifacts. He's a truck driver and I told him to read this while on the road.....

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Here's a treasure hunting novel.....

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Let's keep the smut going......

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I think I've got some truffles somewhere.....

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Here Kitty.....

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Muddyhandz

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O.K. I'll simmer it down a bit with some weird ones.....

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Muddyhandz

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I don't have this one anymore as I gave it to my dad for his B-day.....

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I have my own pair of lucky legs......

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Every time I get permission to detect a new site and the finds are good, I make sure to.......

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This was ahead of it's time!

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Don't photograph your finds with your ugly fingers!

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I'll wait a bit and see if these photos are o.k. to post.

Lots more to come!
 

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Awesome! My favorite has to be Divorce of the Lying Demon. Like, we're talking about a demon here - is a lying one worse than your average run of the mill demon? Anyway - I swear I've read some of those - They Can't Hang Me and possibly the AA Fair ones. I'm not that old (okay, I am) but I had a couple of older siblings who were book lovers. :D
 

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Meadow said:
Awesome! My favorite has to be Divorce of the Lying Demon. Like, we're talking about a demon here - is a lying one worse than your average run of the mill demon? Anyway - I swear I've read some of those - They Can't Hang Me and possibly the AA Fair ones. I'm not that old (okay, I am) but I had a couple of older siblings who were book lovers. :D
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I think you are miss-reading that Meadow - The author is calling "Divorce" itself, the lying demon. Pointing out how bad divorce is..........
 

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Covers so far haven't crossed the line but remember we are family friendly forum, saying a thread is 18+ doesn't negate our rules....
 

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I LOVE the "flesh fiesta" one... lol

"they hunted for gold and settled for sin"... heh

Should have said... "they hunted for gold but FOUND only sin".
 

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Well, I guess I'll turn the heat up a bit because.........

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but some are just a little too hot!

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I never do anything past 6 o'clock....

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Summer..... Tis the season!

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The quiet ones can be trouble....

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Most of these books have minimal value but this one fetched a decent price.....

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I would have like to have read that one!

Here's a bunch of oldies......

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Kind of a sequel to Kitty.......

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More to come!
 

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This oldie would be perfect for a lot of today's kids, especially the kids from parents my age who are from the politically correct/no discipline generation......

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Hello Captain Obvious.....

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My dad got it easy with his B-day book but my mom got this one......

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That's because my mom has a similar sense of humour to mine! Lol.

Might as well finish it off with some more murder mysteries.....

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This next batch are all BAD GIRLS! :whip2:

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Moved to books forum
 

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Some of those look familiar!!
They belong to the local library, now..........the wife and I went through 70% of our book stash this spring and hauled 30 boxes off the premises.........never to return.
Still.........I do have a small stash of old kids titles..........
And, I just couldn't part with the "Anatomy of Swearing".............:laughing7:
 

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highlander said:
this is the comedy section not the adult reading section
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Well, excuse me! I put it in comedy because I was trying to be funny with the covers and I'm not doing a book review.
Thanks to you, I'm now in a section that sees no traffic.
That's the end of this thread!
 

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Muddy, there is really no comedy in thread. No matter what forum a thread is located it will always appear in "New Posts" anytime someone replies as well as the "my posts" of any member who posted in the thread.
 

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Huh! The Pearl S. Buck stands out....interesting.
She was a prolific writer and had an interesting life, high and low notes too, as a result of her ties with China.
 

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