Top Ten Signs You Need a New Bank

[HolyDiver]

Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank

10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.

9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast.

8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.

7. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't speak English.

6. You notice Kato Kaelin is sleeping in the vault.

5. Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped in tin foil.

4. All cash deposits go directly into teller's pants.

3. Lobby is waist-deep in Mexican pesos.

2. Toll-free customer service line is: 1-800-GET-HOSED.

1. Four words: Bank President Rosa Lopez


Just thought I'd share this on April Fool's day

 

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[salaloid]

A little racist for my taste

 

[Scalper]

Good one H.D.

 

[puckhead]

Pretty good. Not sure how this is perceived as racist though Oh well, to each his or her own. HH all.

 

[HolyDiver]

I found it on a website. Wasn't trying to offend anyone. Sorry if I did.

 

[Jack_MIghtyheart]

How is it racist? It's poking fun at our economic situation. I thought it was pretty funny. Nice one, HD

 

[FingerGrime]

How is it racist? It's poking fun at our economic situation. I thought it was pretty funny. Nice one, HD

 

[how u do n]

LMAO

 

[salaloid]

HDiver,

Dont worry!! I just was a little sensitive the other night. I just remembered one of may past girlfriends name was Rosa Lopez!!!
LOL

 

[jim4silver]

How is it racist? It's poking fun at our economic situation. I thought it was pretty funny. Nice one, HD

My guess would be that some people could take offense that are a few negative comments regarding Mexicans/Mexico and perhaps people from there (ie, not speaking English). Not saying I found it offensive, but it's just a guess.

What is funny though is that while these 10 things would be true years ago (reasons to get a new bank), our banking system is probably not any better health-wise than banks in Mexico right now. I don't know if Mexican banks are getting government money to stay afloat

I have read that many illegal aliens who came up here for work have gone back home because they were not getting enough work because of our weak economy. Don't have any statistics on that though.

Jim