Piledriver
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- May 21, 2011
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It's a CRAZY, CRAZY day.
I go into a bank in a town near me....
I turn in about 1730.00 of coin.....
The teller that takes it shows the usual reluctance, grimaces, pain, etc.
She returns to the counter with my receipt.....
Are you with me so far??
Ok, she tells me, "You total comes to 2336.00, and that's one, two, three,
four....."
"Wait a minute, please!" I interrupt.
I stand there a moment trying to take everything in. I mentally rechecked my coin total that I KNEW did not possibly contain more than $1800.00 coin.
"Yes?" she says, stopping and kind of looking at me like I was an idiot.
"Would you recheck your receipt and you totals because that seems like a LOT more than I brought in."
"Well", she says,"I have the totals for so many dimes, and half dollars and that's what the machine says".
(Yeah, I thought to myself, if it was off in your favor, I would probably have to eat it, "because the machine said so".)
When it was all counted out, I pocketed my extra $600.00 and the rest, saying,
"All right, but if you discover an error, you've got my phone #.
Didn't get home until after hours, but sure enough there was a message to "please call me at the bank when you can".
Don't worry, you can always trust the BANK OF PILEDRIVER.
I go into a bank in a town near me....
I turn in about 1730.00 of coin.....
The teller that takes it shows the usual reluctance, grimaces, pain, etc.
She returns to the counter with my receipt.....
Are you with me so far??
Ok, she tells me, "You total comes to 2336.00, and that's one, two, three,
four....."
"Wait a minute, please!" I interrupt.
I stand there a moment trying to take everything in. I mentally rechecked my coin total that I KNEW did not possibly contain more than $1800.00 coin.
"Yes?" she says, stopping and kind of looking at me like I was an idiot.
"Would you recheck your receipt and you totals because that seems like a LOT more than I brought in."
"Well", she says,"I have the totals for so many dimes, and half dollars and that's what the machine says".
(Yeah, I thought to myself, if it was off in your favor, I would probably have to eat it, "because the machine said so".)
When it was all counted out, I pocketed my extra $600.00 and the rest, saying,
"All right, but if you discover an error, you've got my phone #.
Didn't get home until after hours, but sure enough there was a message to "please call me at the bank when you can".
Don't worry, you can always trust the BANK OF PILEDRIVER.
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