ABSOLUTELY DIGUSTING. STOP CRHING NOW!

Treasurehunter133

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I opened a roll of pennies and there was feces all over them. Like HUMAN FECES. I AM FUMIMG. I took them back to the teller and demanded a apology for this. What would you have done in this scenario? I was given a new roll or them but that was unacceptable. My car spelled like feces right now. They can enjoy their poop covered pennies.
 

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holepuncher

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Why didn't you say something before you left the bank or when the teller handed them to you? guess you didn't smell them then so why do you think the teller would know about them.
 

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LOL, a new method to deterr competition! It must be the latest way to mark coins! Thanks for the tip, I need to go try it!
 

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Megalodon

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Nasty. This could be traced or avoided altogether if the wrapper was marked. Imagine the paper returns the IRS gets from these scum.
 

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same thing happened to me about 20 years ago, I was coin rolling half dollars, the whole roll was Ben Franklins, but they had crap on them, so I returned them to the bank and got a new roll
 

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I think it’s been illegal to wash money since 1986. So someone obviously didn’t want to take any chances of getting in trouble.
 

smokeythecat

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Someone has to be mentally ill or just plain wicked to do such a thing.
 

LooseChange

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Is this another mark or don't mark thread?
First it was spray paint and now it is taint spray.
 

port ewen ace

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this would be normal for some countries .... what if all the coins had HOLES in them:laughing9:--- what kind of coins would they be:dontknow::tongue3::happysmiley:???
 

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Ick. Plus you'd think the teller would know it was under weight.

Weight may have been dead on depending on the amount of [emoji90] in the roll. I’ve been pondering just how much poop is equivalent to the weight of one penny....ok that’s a lie....I’m actually not quite that bored. But I’m not sure why you’d be mad at the teller. My wife manages a bank and people bring in tons of rolled coins all the time. They don’t do a super close inspection of every single roll and to my knowledge they don’t sniff every roll to be sure there’s no poop in there. I’m sure the smell was somewhat contained until the unlucky OP busted that baby open.
 

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Ahab8

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This is actually something banks are doing now. It’s like a dye pack but for thief’s that prefer stealing change. It’s called a Poo Pack and it sounds like it’s going to work great. Everybody is returning them immediately. The cops don’t even have to be called.
 

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Oh, so now people are using coins for toilet paper, very innovative.
 

port ewen ace

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did they arrive via "caravan"???:laughing7::BangHead:
OR____

were they deposited by a customer named Winnie:laughing9:
 

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I think all money has poop on it. You just got a higher dose than the rest of us. The smart crhers wear gloves. I'm building up a tolerance for the poopocalypse. I am glad you shared. If you had kept this to yourself we would have missed out on so many laughs and joke opportunities. You are a hero for letting us laugh at your expense and I commend your bravery.
 

kingskid1611

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If you only realized where the cash you get from anywhere has been you would always wear gloves.....
 

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Maybe they just mixed in what the cash nowadays is really worth.Kind of a picture is worth a thousand words thing.
 

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