truckinbutch
Silver Member
A redneck and his lady are touring the zoo on a slow day when they get to the gorilla cage.
They wave at the gorilla and he waves back.They jump up and down and the gorilla does the same thing.
The redneck gets an inspiration and says,"There's nobody lookin' ,flash him your chest."
She does and the gorilla goes berserk waving,jumping up and down ,and doing back flips.
"Great sakes alive!"said red,"Lets see what happens if you drop your britches."
She did and the gorilla went ballistic.
He spread the bars of his cage,reached out and snatched her into his lair,and began brutally having his way with her.
The redneck watched this happen and stoically advised her,
"NOW ! TELL HIM YOU HAVE A HEADACHE !!
They wave at the gorilla and he waves back.They jump up and down and the gorilla does the same thing.
The redneck gets an inspiration and says,"There's nobody lookin' ,flash him your chest."
She does and the gorilla goes berserk waving,jumping up and down ,and doing back flips.
"Great sakes alive!"said red,"Lets see what happens if you drop your britches."
She did and the gorilla went ballistic.
He spread the bars of his cage,reached out and snatched her into his lair,and began brutally having his way with her.
The redneck watched this happen and stoically advised her,
"NOW ! TELL HIM YOU HAVE A HEADACHE !!
