jlove429
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PENNSAUKEN, N.J. - A would-be-burglar allegedly left behind just the ticket for police to nab their man. It seems Jose Sanchez needed to make sure the door to Hill-Rom Corp. wouldn't fully close while he allegedly looted the place, police said -- so he stuck a piece of paper in the door: a traffic ticket he'd been issued the night before. Police found the ticket Thursday -- with Sanchez's name and address on it -- in the door at the robbery scene. He'd been issued the ticket for driving with a cracked windshield. Sanchez, 31, was arrested at his Camden home and jailed on $5,000 bail. Authorities recovered some of the stolen property at a Camden tavern.
Added: May 27, 1997 HumourNet Collage 347
A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone, and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.
Added: May 27, 1997 HumourNet Collage 347
A young couple from Motzkin, Israel, decided to introduce some variety to their love life and took photos of themselves making love. They gave the negatives to be developed to a local photo shop. A couple of hours later they returned and were appalled to see that the shop's owner decided to make some copies for himself (for personal use). They demanded the negatives and the shop's owner refused. When they turned to the police the owner tried to accuse the couple of blackmail. An investigation is currently being held against the shop's owner on the charge of intrusion of privacy. Not only did the shop owner *hide* the fact that he made copies of the pictures for himself, he actually *insisted* on his "right" to keep them. How's THAT for stupid?
Added: May 27, 1997 HumourNet Collage 347
Three guys decided, late one night, to rob a petrol station. Taking in baseball bats and knives they entered and demanded money from the station clerk. But they weren't aware of a couple of rather important things:
(1) The clerk was an ex-Israeli.
(2) The clerk was an ex-Israeli Army officer.
(3) The clerk was an ex-Israeli unarmed-combat instructor.
Needless to say they ended up in hospital. For a long time. (No charges were pressed by the petrol station owner, and the police decided that there wasn't much point following through.)
Added: May 27, 1997 HumourNet Collage 347
A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone, and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.
Added: May 27, 1997 HumourNet Collage 347
A young couple from Motzkin, Israel, decided to introduce some variety to their love life and took photos of themselves making love. They gave the negatives to be developed to a local photo shop. A couple of hours later they returned and were appalled to see that the shop's owner decided to make some copies for himself (for personal use). They demanded the negatives and the shop's owner refused. When they turned to the police the owner tried to accuse the couple of blackmail. An investigation is currently being held against the shop's owner on the charge of intrusion of privacy. Not only did the shop owner *hide* the fact that he made copies of the pictures for himself, he actually *insisted* on his "right" to keep them. How's THAT for stupid?
Added: May 27, 1997 HumourNet Collage 347
Three guys decided, late one night, to rob a petrol station. Taking in baseball bats and knives they entered and demanded money from the station clerk. But they weren't aware of a couple of rather important things:
(1) The clerk was an ex-Israeli.
(2) The clerk was an ex-Israeli Army officer.
(3) The clerk was an ex-Israeli unarmed-combat instructor.
Needless to say they ended up in hospital. For a long time. (No charges were pressed by the petrol station owner, and the police decided that there wasn't much point following through.)
