Ray S S
Silver Member
A man was speeding down the motorway when he is stopped by a police car and has to pull over. "Do you realize you
were doing 90 miles per hour in a 70 mile limit?" asks the policeman.
"That's impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit," replies the driver.
The wife butts in and says, "Yes you do, I'm always telling you to keep your speed down."
The policeman says, " I also noticed, sir, that you didn't have your seatbelt on. You put it on as I was walking over
to your car."
"That's not true, sir, I always wear my seatbelt," replies the driver.
Says the wife, "No you don't, I'm always telling you to put your seatbelt on."
At that, The driver goes mad. "Shut up woman. Can't you, just for once, keep your big fat trap shut?"
The policeman is a bit taken aback by how the driver is speaking to his wife, so he moves around to her side of
the car. "Does he often speak to you like this , madam?"
:Oh, no, constable," she says, "only when he's drunk."
were doing 90 miles per hour in a 70 mile limit?" asks the policeman.
"That's impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit," replies the driver.
The wife butts in and says, "Yes you do, I'm always telling you to keep your speed down."
The policeman says, " I also noticed, sir, that you didn't have your seatbelt on. You put it on as I was walking over
to your car."
"That's not true, sir, I always wear my seatbelt," replies the driver.
Says the wife, "No you don't, I'm always telling you to put your seatbelt on."
At that, The driver goes mad. "Shut up woman. Can't you, just for once, keep your big fat trap shut?"
The policeman is a bit taken aback by how the driver is speaking to his wife, so he moves around to her side of
the car. "Does he often speak to you like this , madam?"
:Oh, no, constable," she says, "only when he's drunk."
