XL-PRO PRO
Sr. Member
- Sep 18, 2008
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- MXT All Pro,Fisher F-19,Blistool V-5,Sovereign XS
The elderly couple was having an anniverary dinner in a fancy restaurant when the husband broke out in tears.His wife,thinking he was getting sentmental,asked what as wrong.He replied"remember when we were dating and your father caught us half naked on the front porch?Of course" she replied."Well,after he sent you in the house he cornered me and said Son you know I'm a powerful judge and could shoot you right now and not a word would be said!Or I could send you to jail for 50 years or you could marry my daughter!"but why are you crying now she asked?""Because I would be getting out today"he replied!
