Old Indian

[greydigger]

An old Indian once told me that snowflakes, just like people are all different.
I took his beer and threw him out of the bar.

 

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[stefen]

Now I know why I don't like Old Indian jokes.

 

[boogeyman]

Then after you threw the indian out of the bar, his dog ran off and ran right off a 200ft. cliff. Ya know what the indian said to that?




Dog Gone................

 

[greydigger]

I was walking through the woods and came upon an old dirt road.
There was an old Indian with his ear to the ground listening.
He nodded to me and said
"Old Ford pick-up. Dented right fender. 2 males. Needs brakes."
I said "You can tell all that by listening to their sounds from the ground?"
He said "No, they just hit me".

 

[stefen]

Now I REALLY know why I don't like Old Indian jokes

Most are like the Indian Puzzle joke:

An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant.

The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of deer hide.

A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.

The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide.

The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.

"Correct," said the chief. "How did you figure it out?"

The warrior answered, "It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides."

 

[boogeyman]

Wait a minute..... Ya lost me after who went to pokahontis

 

[stefen]

An old Indian Scout was leading a Calvary Troop along a dusty trail.

Soon they stopped at a stream and the Sarge dismounted, bend over to take a drink of the water.

The Indian Scout said, Hmmm, Buffalo upstream?

The Sarge asked how he knew...

The Scout replied, 'Taste the water'.

 

[Tubecity]

An Indian boy asked his father how the children were named. The father said;
'When baby is born & father leave tee-pee, first thing he sees is child's name.
'That is why your brother is named Running Bear & your sister, Little White Dove.
'But why do you ask, Two-Dogs Fu#k!ng ? '

 

[pippinwhitepaws]

Black elk said, white man so dumb one has to turn to the other and say" hey, it's raining".

 

[greydigger]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto suddenly are surrounded by a hundred Apache Indians very angry and looking for blood.
LR turns to Tonto and says "What do we do now?"
Tonto says "What do you mean "WE" white man?"

 

[Goodyguy]

I find these racist jokes to be highly offensive.......Funny.......But offensive...Shame on you all.
With that said.....

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,

"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo chip. Someone has stolen tent."

 

[truckinbutch]

I've got the cleanest keyboard on the Net and have changed shirts more than most .
Thinking of a plexiglass 'sneeze barrier' to protect the keyboard .

 

[stefen]

Did you know that the Lone Ranger shot Tonto?

He found out that Kemo Sabe meant chicken$hit.

 

[greydigger]

I am 1/4 Tslagi so I can joke.

Once had a Micmac working for me and asked him about the new gambling places going up.
He said "We still want to scalp the whitefaces". LOL

 

[Goodyguy]

I am 1/4 Tslagi so I can joke.

Once had a Micmac working for me and asked him about the new gambling places going up.
He said "We still want to scalp the whitefaces". LOL

It's working too! LOL

 

[Glenns5900]

There was an indian that went missing in the mountains of Colorado many years ago. Everyone has been looking for him since he went missing. Even the state government got involved by posting signs along the roads.






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