About A Blonde Fixing A Flat

Ray S S

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This is a blonde, talking to her girlfriend about her flat tire yesterday. It goes like this.

"Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got
out of the car and opened the trunk. I used to help my brother change flats so I knew what to do.

I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming trafic. They
looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts
to the approaching drivers.

I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And,
of course, trafic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long
before a state trooper pulled up behind me.

He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?" he demanded.

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what are those obscene men doing here by the road?"

"I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"
 

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