CALMING ALBERT

[Ray S S]

In a supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman
kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't get screaming, Albert; Don't yell. Albert;
keep calm, Albert."

A woman standing next to him said, " You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."

The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

 

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[Goodyguy]

Too funny I think I've done that.

 

[Cynangyl]

lol too funny!

 

[Ray S S]

Hey there , Goodguy,

Boy! Did you ever live up to your name! LOL. Thanks a million for the instructions on correcting my post. I did
like you said and it worked great. Really glad to know how to do that.

I'll have to thank Trish, too, the first time I see one of her posts.

Ray

 

[texan connection]

I can definetly relate to that.... Im thinking my dad can also

Albert

 

[Cynangyl]

lol

 

[Ray S S]

Good Morning Tex,

After i put that on I wondered if any one with the name would see it. I thought it was kinda funny reading about it
happening to someone else. I can still remember being in that guy's shoes once of twice. LOL

Ray

 

[Cheeko]

funny