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[Ray S S]

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-For Sale: An antique desk suitable for lady with thick
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-Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get
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[savant365]

One's from my home town:

Grays truck stop...a good place to eat and get gas

Florea's radiator repair...a good place to take a leak

 

[Ray S S]

Hello savant365
Yeah, these are more good ones. Thanks for looking and the additions.

Ray

 

[Glenns5900]

Sign in a Harley Davidson dealer parts department.


Suck
Squeeze
Bang
Pooh

 

[Glenns5900]

Another sign in the service department.

Quality
Timeliness
Price

Choose 2

 

[savant365]

The sign behind the bar at my favorite watering hole...

Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear