Minstrel
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A Russian doctor remarked, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks'.
A German doctor countered, 'That's nothing! In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks'.
An Israeli doctor then added, 'In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks'.
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take a few a(XX)holes out of Chicago, put them in Washington DC and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours!"
A German doctor countered, 'That's nothing! In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks'.
An Israeli doctor then added, 'In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks'.
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take a few a(XX)holes out of Chicago, put them in Washington DC and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours!"
