And thats how the fight started.......

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And that's how the fight started.......

> > : And that's when the fight started............
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> > One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a
> > cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he
> > didn't buy her a gift.
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> > When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still
> > haven't used the
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> > gift I bought you last year!"
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> > And that's how the fight started.....
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> > My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the
> > tv?"
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> > I replied "Dust".
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> > And that's how the fight started.....
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> > A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
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> > She is not happy with what she sees and says to her
> > husband, 'I feel
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> > horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to
> > pay me a
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> > compliment.'
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> > The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near
> > perfect.'
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> > And that's how the fight started.....
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> > My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
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> > anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that
> > goes from 0 to 200
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> > I bought her a scale.
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> > And that's how the fight started.....
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> > I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our
> > anniversary?'
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> > It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
> > appreciation.
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> > 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she
> > said.
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> > So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
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> > And that's when the fight started....
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> > My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
> > while we were
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> > in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have
> > sex?'
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> > 'No,' she answered.
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> > I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
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> > She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying
> > 'Yes.'
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> > So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
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> > And that's when the fight started....
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> > I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light
> > for $14.95.
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> > Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told
> > her the beer
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> > would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
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> > And that's when the fight started.....
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> > I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
> > reason, took my
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> > order first.
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> > 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare,
> > please.'
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> > He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad
> > cow?'
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> > 'Nah, she can order for herself.'
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> > And that's when the fight started.....

 

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