Things NOT to say to a police officer
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    Things NOT to say to a police officer

    1. I can't reach my license. will you hold my beer?
    2. sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    3. aren't you the guy from the village people?
    4. are you Andy or Barney?
    5. when the officer says, "son, your eyes are awful red, have you been drinking?
    don't answer "your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

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    rofl good one!

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    thankx ETB

    I thought you had to be in good condition to be a police officer

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    9. Officer, let me show ya what this baby will do in reverse.
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    Here's double the fine--I'll be coming back this way in a few hours---don't slow me down!
    "Everything is an anomaly" Michigan Badger

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    I thought you had to be in shape to be a police officer?

    Son has a shirt that says..."Keystone Rent a Cop...We keep the streets safe and the donut shops full."

    Sue

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    Officer, I'll have your job.

    Officer thinking to himself.....You will take a heck of a cut in pay.....

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    "HEY, Aint you that cop beating that dude in the youtube video?"
    "Carelessness, overconfidence and arrogance are our greatest enemies."

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    Re: Things NOT to say to a police officer

    Quote Originally Posted by Blacksheep
    "HEY, Aint you that cop beating that dude in the youtube video?"
    Darn, yall gotta quit watchin them "thar" video's.

 

 

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