warsawdaddy
Gold Member
> A fellow tnet'r sent this to me.Don't know how he did on the test.
> THE WEDDING TEST
>
>
>
> I was a very happy man.
>
> My wonderful Girlfriend and I had been dating for
>
>
> over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>
> There was only one little thing bothering
>
> me....It was her beautiful younger sister.
>
>
>
> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
>
> very tight miniskirts, and generally was
>
> bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she
>
> was near me, and I always got more than a
>
> nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she
>
> never did it when she was near anyone else. One
>
> day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
>
> come over to check the wedding invitations. She
>
> was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
>
> me that she had feelings and desires for me
>
> that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
>
> wanted me just once before I got married and
>
> committed my life to her sister.
>
>
>
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
> She
>
> said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
>
> you want one last wild fling, just come up and
>
> get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
>
> watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for
>
> a moment, then turned and made a beeline
>
> straight to the front door. I opened the door,
>
> and headed straight towards my car. Lo and
>
> behold, my entire future family was standing
>
> outside, all clapping!
>
>
>
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
> said,
>
> 'We are very happy that you have passed our little
>
> test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
>
> daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral
>
> of this story is:
>
>
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
>
>
> THE WEDDING TEST
>
>
>
> I was a very happy man.
>
> My wonderful Girlfriend and I had been dating for
>
>
> over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>
> There was only one little thing bothering
>
> me....It was her beautiful younger sister.
>
>
>
> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
>
> very tight miniskirts, and generally was
>
> bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she
>
> was near me, and I always got more than a
>
> nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she
>
> never did it when she was near anyone else. One
>
> day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
>
> come over to check the wedding invitations. She
>
> was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
>
> me that she had feelings and desires for me
>
> that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
>
> wanted me just once before I got married and
>
> committed my life to her sister.
>
>
>
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
> She
>
> said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
>
> you want one last wild fling, just come up and
>
> get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
>
> watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for
>
> a moment, then turned and made a beeline
>
> straight to the front door. I opened the door,
>
> and headed straight towards my car. Lo and
>
> behold, my entire future family was standing
>
> outside, all clapping!
>
>
>
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
> said,
>
> 'We are very happy that you have passed our little
>
> test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
>
> daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral
>
> of this story is:
>
>
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
>
>
