Minstrel
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> The
> following are all replies that Detroit women have
> written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for
> listing 'Father's
> Details. These are genuine
> excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes
> 1st prize and #3
> is runner up.
>
>
> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
> Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure
> as to the
> identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she
> was conceived on
> the same night.
>
> 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
> child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
> unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of
> names of men
> that I think were at the party if this
> helps.
>
> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
>
> She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard
> where I had sex
> with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was
> so good that I
> fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you
> please send me
> his phone number? Thanks...
>
> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
> daughter. He drives a BMW
> that now has a hole made by my
> stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact
> BMW service
> stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
>
>
> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian.
>
> I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my
> son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver
>
> risen again.
>
> 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he
> informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
> would have
> cataclysmic implications for
> the economy. I am torn between doing right by
> you and right by the country. Please advise.
>
> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all
> look the same
> to me.
>
> 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do
> catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my
> AC/DC CDs? Child B
> who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't
> have clue.
>
> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived
> at Disney World.
> Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that
>
> I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
> earlier in the
> evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than
> going to the
> party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained
> unfertilized.
>
> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
> baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you
> can't be sure which
> one made you fart.
>
> WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE WILL BE THE
> MAJOR RECIPIENTS.
> following are all replies that Detroit women have
> written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for
> listing 'Father's
> Details. These are genuine
> excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes
> 1st prize and #3
> is runner up.
>
>
> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
> Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure
> as to the
> identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she
> was conceived on
> the same night.
>
> 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my
> child as I was being sick out of a window when taken
> unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of
> names of men
> that I think were at the party if this
> helps.
>
> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
>
> She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard
> where I had sex
> with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was
> so good that I
> fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you
> please send me
> his phone number? Thanks...
>
> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my
> daughter. He drives a BMW
> that now has a hole made by my
> stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact
> BMW service
> stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.
>
>
> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian.
>
> I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my
> son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver
>
> risen again.
>
> 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he
> informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that
> would have
> cataclysmic implications for
> the economy. I am torn between doing right by
> you and right by the country. Please advise.
>
> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all
> look the same
> to me.
>
> 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do
> catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my
> AC/DC CDs? Child B
> who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't
> have clue.
>
> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived
> at Disney World.
> Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom .
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that
>
> I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
> earlier in the
> evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than
> going to the
> party at 8956 Miller Ave , mine might have remained
> unfertilized.
>
> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my
> baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you
> can't be sure which
> one made you fart.
>
> WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE WILL BE THE
> MAJOR RECIPIENTS.
