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    Annmarie, better half of RonandAnn ;)

    Jun 2006
    Virginia Beach
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    Oh Crap!

    A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, "Nothing but the best for my little kitten."

    "The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

    The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.

    The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog biscuits -- one for each day of Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food.

    Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog. She was then given the dog biscuits.

    The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

    The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the little old lady, "That smells like crap."

    The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"

    MORAL: Never fool around with little old ladies!
    Illustrator Draftsman Second Class, Enlisted Surface Warfare, U.S. Navy (Retired), Mom of 3, Troop 65 Committee Member, Genealogist 35+ yrs

  2. #2
    Oct 2008
    Albuquerque, New Mexico
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    Re: Oh Crap!

    I'll laugh all day on this one
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  3. #3
    Nov 2007
    Port Huron, Mi.
    Freedom Ace Coin Commander and Ace 250
    58 times

    Re: Oh Crap!

    Wow that is one way to get your point across. LOL
    Aspire to inspire before you expire

  4. #4

    Dec 2006
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    Re: Oh Crap!

    just because they're old, doesn't mean they're dumb

  5. #5
    May 2008
    tesoro eldorado, tesoro lobo,goldmaxx xp
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    Re: Oh Crap!

    Who needs Cartwheel Pennies anyway?



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