Gotta love those lawyers

[Minstrel]

One afternoon an ambulance chasing lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.'

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also.'

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'

'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered .

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'

'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.

'You'll really love my place.

'The grass is almost a foot high'.

 

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[sniffer]

sounds like a lawyer to me

 

[dirt diggler]

Whats black and brown and looks great on a lawyer??

A rottweiler.

 

[sniffer]

do you know how cold it was today??

no, but I did see a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

 

[truckinbutch]

As a professional courtesy rattlesnakes will not bite lawyers .

 

[gord]

A lawyer and a skunk were both run over on the highway. After the cleanup, how do you know which splotch is which?


There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

 

[Minstrel]

As a professional courtesy rattlesnakes will not bite lawyers .

Courtesy or common sense because there is not an antidote?