Constipation Cure

warsawdaddy

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DOCTOR Ron's CURE FOR CONSTIPATION

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the s*#t out of you, then you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.

Caution: potential side effects may include immediate nausea and or vomiting..
Dr. Ron
 

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