Minstrel
Hero Member
BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony.
BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
COMPROMISE: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they
agree to let her have her own way.
DIPLOMAT: A man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.
GENTLEMAN: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will
not fall while she paints the ceiling.
HOUSEWORK: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it.
HUSBAND: A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.
JOINT BANK ACCOUNT: A handy little device which permits the wife to beat
the husband to the draw.
LOVE: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
MOTHER-IN-LAW: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by
giving him a piece of hers.
MRS.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings, and no recognition.
SPOUSE: Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.
WIFE: A mate who is forever complaining about not having anything to
wear at the very same time that she complains about not having enough
room in the closet
BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
COMPROMISE: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they
agree to let her have her own way.
DIPLOMAT: A man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.
GENTLEMAN: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will
not fall while she paints the ceiling.
HOUSEWORK: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it.
HUSBAND: A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.
JOINT BANK ACCOUNT: A handy little device which permits the wife to beat
the husband to the draw.
LOVE: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
MOTHER-IN-LAW: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by
giving him a piece of hers.
MRS.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings, and no recognition.
SPOUSE: Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.
WIFE: A mate who is forever complaining about not having anything to
wear at the very same time that she complains about not having enough
room in the closet
