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Cough Syrup
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy
leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the blonde
clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The blonde clerk responds, "Well, he came in
here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the
cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist yells, "You idiot! You can't
treat a cough with a laxative!"
The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him,
he's afraid to cough."
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy
leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the blonde
clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The blonde clerk responds, "Well, he came in
here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the
cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist yells, "You idiot! You can't
treat a cough with a laxative!"
The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him,
he's afraid to cough."
