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  1. #1
    stefen

    DIVORCE VS. MURDER

    DIVORCE VS. MURDER

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked
    straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.

    That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.

    Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


  2. #2
    us
    Oct 2006
    Wartburg, Tennessee, U.S.A.
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    Re: DIVORCE VS. MURDER

    That'll do it!!!
    Disclaimer: The views or opinions of this patient are not necessarily the same as those held by the owners or staff of this facility.
    He sometimes escapes his padded cell. If this patient is contacting you against your wishes please tell him to discontinue immediately.
    Signed, Dr. Ima Quack

  3. #3
    RPG
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    Re: DIVORCE VS. MURDER

    I know that guy.

 

 

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