Never Lie To Your Mother

[stefen]

The lesson is NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
again started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than
met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later , Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:
___________________________________________________________________


Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.

But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner.

Love, Brian
___________________________________________________________________


Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
___________________________________________________________________


Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer. I'm not
saying that you do not sleep with Jennifer.

But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she
would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

AMEN!!

 

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[jrsherman]

lol thats a good one.

 

[Old Dog]

Mom sounds like someone I know.

LOL
Thom

 

[Tubecity]

It proves that you can't often fool Moms, they know us better than we know ourselves.
Moms are the heart of the family & I'm proud enough & man enough to readily admit
that I was proud to be a Mama's boy. And if she was still here, I'd let her know that
every single day.

 

[Old Dog]

It proves that you can't often fool Moms, they know us better than we know ourselves.
Moms are the heart of the family & I'm proud enough & man enough to readily admit
that I was proud to be a Mama's boy. And if she was still here, I'd let her know that
every single day.

Butch,
I worry about mine a lot,
She had a serious stroke just before Christmas.
Yeah,
I'm a Momma's boy too.

Thom

 

[Tubecity]

I pray all turns out well, at times it does. I know the feeling .
Best to your Mom & to you & yours.

Butch