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    Oct 2008
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    The Blonde and the Lord


    A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

    After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,



    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."


    Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,

    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

    The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

    The voice came once more,



    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."


    She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
    "IS THAT YOU, LORD?"

    The voice replied,

    "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE Pittsburgh Penquin's HOCKEY RINK"
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  2. #2
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    us
    Oct 2006
    Wartburg, Tennessee, U.S.A.
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    Re: The Blonde and the Lord

    LOL, that was just toooooo good!

    DANGLANGLEY
    Disclaimer: The views or opinions of this patient are not necessarily the same as those held by the owners or staff of this facility.
    He sometimes escapes his padded cell. If this patient is contacting you against your wishes please tell him to discontinue immediately.
    Signed, Dr. Ima Quack

  3. #3
    us
    Feb 2006
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    Re: The Blonde and the Lord

    Dang! Lee...

    You need to stop chain smoking
    The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
    Those with the most birthdays live the longest

 

 

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