TURPENTINE VS HOLY WATER

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stefen

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TURPENTINE VS HOLY WATER

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it’s turpentine."

The Priest said, "Well No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.

If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
 

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Oops ! I just read this aloud to my wife and our 9 yr old grandson overheard . He's now in my workshop looking for turpentine to satisfy his academic curiosity .
Things may get lively around here this afternoon . ;D
 

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stefen said:
QUICK!

DUCT TAPE THE CATS TAIL DOWN :laughing7:
Too little too late . Besides , it was the neighbor's unrestrained cat that he caught .
It could have passed a fuelie dragster and I laughed right along with him .
I'm sure this isn't going to play well on this forum ......
 

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OK! Then let's drop the holy water thing....
 

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