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  1. #1

    Mar 2005
    Canada
    Garrett- Master Hunter CX,Infinium, 1350, 2500, ACE 150-water converted 250, GTA 500,1500 Scorpion, AT Pro
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    Metal Detecting Joke

    Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming metal detecting trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

    The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, metal detector in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

    "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?" "I didn't have to," Steve replied.
    Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go detecting. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."

    "When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....

    So, here I am!"


    Wife + 4 kids (no grandkids yet)Orthopedics RN, photagraphy,writer, build electronic gizmos, previous hot air balloon pilot, coin collector for 40 years.

    "METAL DETECTING IS A HOBBY AND HOBBIES ARE MEANT TO BE ENJOYED"

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  3. #2
    us
    Dec 2005
    Eugene, Oregon
    Fisher CZ5, White's GM VSat
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    Re: Metal Detecting Joke


  4. #3
    us
    Feb 2006
    GARRETT PRO
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    Re: Metal Detecting Joke

    I think I know him
    The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
    Those with the most birthdays live the longest

  5. #4
    us
    May 2009
    Yuma Az
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    Re: Metal Detecting Joke

    I think I know him to stefen ..............lol aint he that recently divorced guy
    Building my wealth one pull tab at a time Tank69

  6. #5
    us
    Aug 2007
    Rio Rancho, NM (Albuquerque)
    X-terra 70 Sovereign GT WolfPack
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    All Types Of Treasure Hunting

    Re: Metal Detecting Joke

    Reminds me of the bowling ball joke. but, I don't think I can post it here.
    Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know. Vietnam # 10 G.I Wolfpack

  7. #6
    us
    May 2009
    Yuma Az
    Tesoro Eldorado , Fisher Gold Bug 2 , Whites MXT , Keen Dry Washer
    4,057
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    Re: Metal Detecting Joke

    MC lol
    Building my wealth one pull tab at a time Tank69

  8. #7
    us
    Mar 2009
    Moscow, Idaho
    Garrett GTI 2500
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    Re: Metal Detecting Joke

    Good Joke.

  9. #8
    us
    Feb 2006
    GARRETT PRO
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    Re: Metal Detecting Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by mcgearhead
    Uhm, can someone point me in the direction of Steves house ?

    That poor woman that is tied up in the bed with nothin' on but a negligee, really needs to be untied !
    Could also be a coyoye-ugly-double-pillowcase-over-the-head broad...may not want to release her
    The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
    Those with the most birthdays live the longest

  10. #9
    us
    Sep 2009
    Salem Oregon
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    Re: Metal Detecting Joke

    it was me!
    I love finding treasure and selling it for profit!

 

 

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