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    Random Thoughts

    I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
    anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.



    What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each
    other?


    There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are
    going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.



    "If you Will" what does that Mean ?
    & What if I Won't ?


    Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I
    hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".


    Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed
    for pedophiles...



    How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
    smile because you still didn't hear what they said?



    More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think
    about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own
    story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.


    Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
    you're wrong.


    My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
    happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?


    I wonder if cops ever get p'd off at the fact that everyone they
    drive behind obeys the speed limit.

    I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
    Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.




    I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
    have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks
    when they've invented the lighter?


    Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're
    going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be
    going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction
    from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch
    or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that
    no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching
    directions on the sidewalk.




    Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
    work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix
    the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to
    fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just
    figured it out. Today's kids are soft.


    There is a great need for sarcasm font.

    The other night I hit a new low at an open bar. I had already hopped on
    highway blackout when, inevitably I had to find a bathroom. Eventually I
    decided it was probably on the other side of the bar so I tried to walk
    over there, but ran into a guy coming the other way. We played that, Both
    go left, Both go right game to no avail, so I finally put out my hand to
    guide myself past and that's is when I realized, yup, that's a mirror I
    just tried to walk through. And the guy on the other side is me. Even cats
    can re cognize their own image.


    I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
    take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.


    I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
    computer history if you die.


    The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to
    finish a text.


    A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the
    spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

    Was learning cursive really necessary?

    I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
    hunger.


    Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in'
    examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot.
    Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes
    that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"


    MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
    know how to get out of my neighborhood.


    Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
    person died.


    I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the
    shower first and THEN turn on the water.


    I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    Bad decisions make good stories

    Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their
    profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the
    Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!


    Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every
    year?


    If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would
    probably just be completely invisible.


    You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
    when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything
    productive for the rest of the day.


    Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want
    to have to restart my collection.




    I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
    I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did
    not make any changes to.


    "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

    While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China
    and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when
    Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.



    When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she
    hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet
    stalking.

    Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
    know what time it is.



    It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.


    I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I
    find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the
    fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.






















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  2. #2
    Smee

    Re: Random Thoughts

    Thanks Jeff, especially the part about the mirror

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    LOL Some good ones there.

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Those thoughts aren't so random, I'm pondering these types of situations all day long.

    All I know is that my one great idea died of loneliness

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by spartacus53
    Those thoughts aren't so random, I'm pondering these types of situations all day long.
    +1

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    Good stuff Jeff. Reminds me of "stuff my Dad never told me". Also, just realized I posted to something over 5 years old...still funny!
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    That's about the best collection of 'Random Thoughts' I've seen. Thanks, Jeff. I need to sometime go back and write a little note about some of them making me think about things that have happened to me. Like leaning back in a chair, arguing and finding that I'm wrong. Gee, what some thoughts!

 

 

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