The "REAL" Story of the Three Bears
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    The "REAL" Story of the Three Bears

    THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES....

    Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small

    chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl.

    It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!!'

    he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and

    sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and

    it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my

    Porridge?!!' he roars. Momma Bear puts her head

    through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,

    'How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?

    It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who

    woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made

    the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the

    dishwasher from last night, and put everything away,

    it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early

    morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear

    who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the

    friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled

    the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've

    decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and

    grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence,

    listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more

    time.....

    'I HAVEN'T MADE THE @!#$*@! PORRIDGE YET'!


  2. #2
    gb
    May 2008
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    Re: The "REAL" Story of the Three Bears

    Time of the month??
    Who needs Cartwheel Pennies anyway?

  3. #3
    stefen

    Re: The "REAL" Story of the Three Bears

    Is that a stage of PMS...Porrage not Made Stupid...

    Or bite my big rosy bear %$$

 

 

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