Getting a hairdryer through customs...
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    Getting a hairdryer through customs...

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest
    beside her,
    'Father, may I ask a favour?'
    'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
    'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for

    my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the
    Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.
    Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?
    Under your robes perhaps?'

    'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
    'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
    When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
    The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
    'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
    The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have
    to declare from your waist to the floor?'
    'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which
    is, to date, unused.'
    Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.
    Next!
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    us
    Feb 2008
    Morgantown,WV
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    Re: Getting a hairdryer through customs...

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