Mighty AP
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A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of
a salesman standing right behind her.
Good looking as well Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the
qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like
Tiffany's.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help
you today? Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the
salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what
is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam. if you farted just looking at it - you're going
to crap when I tell you the price."
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of
a salesman standing right behind her.
Good looking as well Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the
qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like
Tiffany's.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help
you today? Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the
salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what
is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam. if you farted just looking at it - you're going
to crap when I tell you the price."
