Mighty AP
Silver Member
- Mar 7, 2006
- 3,058
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- Detector(s) used
- Fisher F70, Whites QXT, Garrett Pro-Pointer, "Mighty" Diggin' Tool
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim
Finnegan arrives at her door.
'Brenda, may I come in?' he asks. 'I've somethin' to tell
ya'.
'Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But
where's my husband?'
'That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an
accident down at the Guinness brewery'
'Oh, God no!' cries Brenda. 'Please don't tell me.'
'I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm
sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. 'How did it happen, Tim?'
'It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness
Stout, and drowned.'
'Oh my! But you must tell me true, Tim, did he at least go
quickly?'
'Well, Brenda, no. In fact, he got out three times to pee.'
Finnegan arrives at her door.
'Brenda, may I come in?' he asks. 'I've somethin' to tell
ya'.
'Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But
where's my husband?'
'That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an
accident down at the Guinness brewery'
'Oh, God no!' cries Brenda. 'Please don't tell me.'
'I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm
sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. 'How did it happen, Tim?'
'It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness
Stout, and drowned.'
'Oh my! But you must tell me true, Tim, did he at least go
quickly?'
'Well, Brenda, no. In fact, he got out three times to pee.'
