Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.Several
people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and he
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into
the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had
a wad of bread dough on the back of her head .
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be
irrelevant. But, we doubt it, especially the latter.
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.Several
people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and he
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into
the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove
her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had
a wad of bread dough on the back of her head .
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise
that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her
head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be
irrelevant. But, we doubt it, especially the latter.
