You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

[Bink29]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. - Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. - Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. - Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. - David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America! - Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. - Jimmy Kimmel

Q: Wh at was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - David Letterman

 

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[RPG]

The one about Bo made me laugh.

 

[WindHarvester]

Those were very funny.

 

[Goodyguy]

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of an absolutely huge crowd.........

The Pope leaned towards Speaker Pelosi and whispered, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go completely wild with excitement? Their joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your flying monkey followers, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied: "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand, you can do that? Show me!"
So the Pope back slapped her...........

The crowd went absolutely wild!