spartacus53
Banned
- Jul 5, 2009
- 10,503
- 1,073
- Detector(s) used
- Ace 250
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't
seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" says the pirate. "I feel fine."
Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now."
Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to
your hand?"
Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword
fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really"
Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"
Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked
up and one of them pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," says the bartender. "You lost an eye just from birdpoop?"
Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."
seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" says the pirate. "I feel fine."
Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now."
Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to
your hand?"
Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword
fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really"
Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"
Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked
up and one of them pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," says the bartender. "You lost an eye just from birdpoop?"
Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."
