Mighty AP
Silver Member
- Mar 7, 2006
- 3,058
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- Fisher F70, Whites QXT, Garrett Pro-Pointer, "Mighty" Diggin' Tool
A man was on a ship that sunk at sea, he managed to swim to a deserted island & was the only survivor. When he arrived on the island he discovered that there was a stranded sheep & a big sheepdog there as well. There was fresh water & plenty to eat so they all got along just fine. Every evening the three of them would go down to the beach & watch the sunset, after about 3 months of this the man started feeling quite amorous & began thinking about the sheep...........he'd heard the stories. He slowly scooted closer & closer to the sheep, slowly put his arm around it, the dog looked cross at him & began to growl. He took his arm back, scooted away & never tried that again! So life went on, 6 months later a fancy yaht sank in the same area & Hillary Clinton was the only survivor to make it to the island. The man, sheep & dog introduced her to their evening ritual & took her to the beach to watch the sunset, it was so beautiful & his amorous feelings had not gone away. He slowly scooted closer to Hillary, then when he thought the moment was just right he leaned close & whispered in her ear...................."Could you PLEASE take this damn dog for a long walk?" 
