Welfare

[Kiwijohn]

This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".
I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed,
can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My Dogs get their first checks on Friday.

 

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[truckinbutch]

You are the next poster I send a bill to for keyboard cleaning and new shoe laces .

 

[stefen]

Como?

 

[vayank54]

 

[Tank69]

Will they be driving up to the welfare office to get their check in their brand new car of truck like they do here ??

 

[Tubecity]

Will they be driving up to the welfare office to get their check in their brand new car of truck like they do here
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You're right, I've seen it myself. Just think of much they''ll spend on those $200 tennis shoes &
manicured nails to outfit those 2 dogs.

 

[Monty]

I'm signing up my 3 dependents if they get paid! Monty

 

[stefen]

I'm signing up my 3 dependents if they get paid! Monty

Assume they are Special Needs Dogs!

TMR's (Trainable Mentally Retarded) such as smell butts, chase cars, yard squats, fire hydrants leg lifts, and the like.

 

[Tank69]

I'm signing up my 3 dependents if they get paid! Monty

Assume they are Special Needs Dogs!

TMR's (Trainable Mentally Retarded) such as smell butts, chase cars, yard squats, fire hydrants leg lifts, and the like.

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