A protest goes wrong

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Animal Rights Activists protested Leather-wearing at a biker rally.

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) - Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong." The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it.ergo, they should stop."


According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous," said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer.

WHO in the heck is stupid enough to protest against a bunch of bikers???? They are lucky this is ALL that happened to them!

HERE'S HOW POLICE FOUND ONE OF THEM.
 

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Sounds like a protest that went right, how can you argue with that. They got lucky and picked a nice biker club. Try that with the hells angels!
 

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This story makes me happy. I love street justice! "said he looked French and called him La Trene." I love it!
 

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This is what should happen to that sorry Kansas church group of protesters.............to START.
 

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Looks like some bikers had a nice weekend, with a little picnic of sorts. So what was the news there :dontknow:
 

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spartacus53 said:
Looks like some bikers had a nice weekend, with a little picnic of sorts. So what was the news there :dontknow:

LOL. Yep, there's ALWAYS somebody who is going to complain about every little thing. Real party-poopers..............errrrr..............party-pee'ers?? :laughing7:
 

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That's a good story, vayank, I liked that. You should write for the Onion News, if you don't already.
 

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This story made my day!
 

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I can't agree with you all more. Street justice, yes sir. That church group from Kansas are about as Christian as Satan himself. Yeah something needs to be done with them. That might be strong but that's the way I feel. By the way I didn't write it, I wish I had though. :laughing7:
 

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I am so drawn to this post like a moth to an open flame :laughing9: The more I read it, the better it gets and it makes my head spin. Well at least they learned the secret handshake the next time they run into that group :icon_thumleft:

I guess next year they'll be back to harassing old ladies again, that's sooooo much safer :laughing9:
 

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Re: A protest goes right

:icon_thumright:

Here's to the bikers. :occasion14:
 

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I think that motorcycle club showed incredible manners after the way they were treated.

Instead of fighting they invited those troublemakers to the party and fed them, initiated them into the club without charging fee's and showed them what brotherly love is all about.

What a great bunch of folks :icon_thumright:

I like reading feel good news stories instead of the same old crime stuff. :laughing7:
 

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Wow Jeep I didn't realize all that until you pointed it out. I thought it was nice they invited them to they party but somehow all the other kind acts just slipped by. :thumbsup:
 

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Thanks a lot!! Now I'll spend the rest of the day imagining
all of the things my Native American Ancestors could have
used duct tape for.

Come to think of it, I'm already getting some ideas for this
coming November elections. :headbang: :laughing9: :laughing9:
 

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