Enlisting in the Army

savant365

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Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a
Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by
the Army.

On his first day in boot camp, the Army
issued him a comb. That afternoon, an
Army barber sheared his head.

On his second day, the Army issued him
a tooth brush. That afternoon, an Army
dentist yanked several of his teeth.

On his third day, he was issued a jock
strap...

The Army is still looking for him.
 

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