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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him.........
 

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I liked it :hello2: When I laughingly shared it with my wife she showed me that I could respond to a post with one eye swelled shut :tongue3:
 

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truckinbutch said:
I liked it :hello2: When I laughingly shared it with my wife she showed me that I could respond to a post with one eye swelled shut :tongue3:
:laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9:
 

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hammered said:
truckinbutch said:
I liked it :hello2: When I laughingly shared it with my wife she showed me that I could respond to a post with one eye swelled shut :tongue3:
:laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9: :laughing9:

sorry dude, feelings towards your swollen eye, and your wifes feelings :laughing7:.

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truckinbutch said:
I liked it :hello2: When I laughingly shared it with my wife she showed me that I could respond to a post with one eye swelled shut :tongue3:
:laughing7: :laughing7:
 

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What does your brain do...switch over to idjit mode when you laugh at a joke? :thumbsup:
 

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