The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob,
because he snored so badly... They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them
stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him
all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his
snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning , man I slept great & I'm rarin' to go.' he said. They couldn't believe it.
They said, " how did you do that sleeping in the same room as Bob ?'
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Bob into bed,
patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me
all night."
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because he snored so badly... They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them
stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him
all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.. They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his
snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning , man I slept great & I'm rarin' to go.' he said. They couldn't believe it.
They said, " how did you do that sleeping in the same room as Bob ?'
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Bob into bed,
patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me
all night."
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