Jun 23, 2010, 07:14 PM
This aint no damn flea circus!!!
One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
"Agitate! Agitate! Ought to be the motto of every reformer. Agitation is the opposite of stagnation...... one is life, the other death."
-Ernestine L. Rose-
Jun 23, 2010 07:14 PM
Jun 23, 2010, 07:20 PM
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Jun 23, 2010, 11:45 PM
Re: January 2013
Jun 24, 2010, 12:39 AM
Dear metal detector God,
Thank you for all the stuff I find, I really appreciate the coins, toys, junk jewelry, old bullets, and all the other neat stuff I find, I try not to complain and cuss when I find pulltabs, foil, and other garbage, and I try REALLY hard to be nice to people who irritate me. I only have one complaint, I have yet to find gold and it's been a year now!
Jun 24, 2010, 10:21 AM
shhh...the person who posted above me just farted but wont see this since you scrolled down.
When detectors are outlawed, only outlaws will have detectors
Jun 24, 2010, 03:06 PM
My goal for 2012 is a dozen Walking Liberty Halves
Re: January 2013
January 2013 is a long way off. Let's give him a chance, he might surprise us and do something good for the country......I doubt it, but a man can still dream.
I Dig Everything...Even Pull Tabs.
Jun 24, 2010, 03:12 PM
The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an ignor ant man trying to lessen his ignorance
Those with the most birthdays live the longest
Jun 24, 2010, 03:16 PM
Leggo Master of the UK
Because it's always hammer time