savant365
Silver Member
'Got ya'
One day the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a
match, with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer,
"since you're obviously much better than I am, to even it
a bit you have to spot me two 'Got yas'." The golf pro
didn't know what a 'Got ya' was, but he went along with
it and off they went.
Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members
were greatly amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer
$100. "What happened?" asked one of the members. "Well,"
said the pro, "I was teeing up for the first hole, and as I
brought the club down, the jerk stuck his hand up between
my legs and grabbed my balls while yelling 'Got ya!' Have
you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the
second 'Got ya'?"
One day the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a
match, with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer,
"since you're obviously much better than I am, to even it
a bit you have to spot me two 'Got yas'." The golf pro
didn't know what a 'Got ya' was, but he went along with
it and off they went.
Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members
were greatly amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer
$100. "What happened?" asked one of the members. "Well,"
said the pro, "I was teeing up for the first hole, and as I
brought the club down, the jerk stuck his hand up between
my legs and grabbed my balls while yelling 'Got ya!' Have
you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the
second 'Got ya'?"
