☻Turpentine☻

[hammered]

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant womens belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

 

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[stefen]

How well I know...I was washing some engine parts in a coffee can of gasoline and our poodle came tearing through the garage, upset the can and splashed the gas on his pecker....

You'da thought that a rocket had been launched...with the sound effects and all...

Took darn nears the whole day to find the little bugger....found hiding under the bed moaning....

Wasn't funny at the time

 

[truckinbutch]

Reminds me of how the oldtimers around here used to rid themselves of strays :
Cat or dog :
Grab it by the tail and lift up .
Abraid agressively with a dry corncob in the sensitive region under the tail .
Dash a Square snuff can of turpentine on the raw , abraided area while , simultaneously releasing
the critter .
Sure 'nuff , they passed everthing in sight an never came back .